Toilet
You walk into the grimy looking cubical to be assaulted by the slimiest toilet you have
ever seen. All you can do is ruthlessly throw up. You are wiping your mouth when you
notice a little green slip of paper crumpled up in the corner. You pinch you nose and pick
it up. Wham oh. You have just found $100. Ha ha. Finders, winners, losers, well the loser
was probably just lucky to get out of here alive. You back up before the roaches have a
chance amass and turn on you.
Use the urinal
Use the sink
Get out while you're still alive
Stop and chat with the roaches
Are you ready to give up?