Det.L.Crumby


You walk into a small room. You see an agitated detective looking you up and down. He spits a wad of tobacco onto the ground and points a baton towards the rough wooden seat that his balloon like stomach is pressed against. "Take a fragging seat, dish breath, I've been waiting longer then a two bit hooker for your pathetic confession, now take a fragging seat before I break yours." He grumbles and flexes his stiff rubber baton.

Take a seat

Get the hell out of there

Dumbly stare back at the guy and his big black baton




Are you ready to give up?