Det.L.Crumby
You find yourself, half conscious, hot and sweaty, facing a single glowing white light.
Humid darkness surrounds you and you can barely keep your mind focused. A voice
grumbles and spits rancid tobacco stained saliva in your direction. "What's the hell is
this?" The packet of Ribbed Demon Condoms are thrust in front of your face. "What, you
some kinda Satanic Pervert?"
Deny everything
Huff and splutter
Claim to have just got it from the toilet across the hallway
Yell unintelligent gibberish
Yell I am a Satanic Pervert
Wimpa a bit then make a break for it
Scream, if you think I'm a demon now you should see me in bed
Piss your pants and cry about having done a woopsee
Are you ready to give up?