Toilet


You walk up and use the condom machine, something convinces you that it is probably best not to look and just to scrape it off. While you are scraping you shoe you pop a coin into the little lever and crank it in. The machine conks away then spits out a little plastic packet at you. The packet reads, "Ribbed Demon Rubbers, for when you want to give her a devil of a good time."

Put the packet in your front pocket

Put the packet in your back pocket



Are you ready to give up?